Do you think I would allow myself to be defeated by these maggots, do you? You can be all cynical, READ MORE - PRO MEMBERS ONLY . And . Your parents must be so proud to have a girl as clever as you. Don't be disgusting! CHILDREN Bambinatum! Look at these trophies. I don't know. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Alice? Okay! MISS HONEY They line up at the back of the stage. . . Music Theater. MR WORMWOOD MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Make him stop! MISS TRUNCHBULL That's not normal for a five-year-old. See you next week. The more that you try, Oh, my hair! . Eleven times two is twenty-two. LAVENDER Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. BRUCE MRS PHELPS screams and exits. MR WORMWOOD But this little girl . With your stupid books and your stupid reading. Before my happy days were over, . Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? All escapes start with the click of a lock. And that's not a hint, by the way. Come on! See more at http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p018ckq9Matilda was among the nominees for the prestigious BBC Radio 2 Audience Award at the 2013 Oliviers - watc. Over the course of the song, she writes on the board: "Copy one million times by tomorrow. A shrimp. You? Yeah! No one is as handsome, strong as me. MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . The Invisible Man . The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage has been . Look! MR WORMWOOD runs over and grabs MATILDA's book. Do all those brains in your head give you a headache? It's your fault. ACT 1. to the rules. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. That kids like me should be against the law. It was the worst of times. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! MR WORMWOOD But that's not fair! Now, that is how you do it! google_color_link="000000"; STRONG comedy and vocal ability Vocal range top: G4 Vocal range bottom: A2 MISS HONEY Matilda's kindhearted teacher. I always compete, doctor. MR WORMWOOD exits while MATILDA runs into her bedroom, flings the door open, and climbs onto her bookshelf. If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. MISS HONEY My daddy says I'm a bore. She's a tiny girl with brown hair. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. B-R-O-O-C-E! MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. MRS WORMWOOD Discover and share Quotes From Matilda The Musical. Good Lord, woman, have you started already? Six times two is twelve. Eat. The scene unfreezes. I can be a soldier. Loud, loud, loud, loud! the Acrobat's sister, a frightening woman who used to be an Olympic-class hammer-thrower, who loved nothing better than to scare the children of the town. Just you wait for phys-ed! I don't believe Matilda's that kind of child at all. Matilda! MATILDA sits to the side, reading a book. MATILDA If you always take it on the chin and wear it, Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! My, my, that is good. . Apply just one simple rule MRS PHELPS One look at my face and it's plain to see. She puts it down on the desk behind BRUCE. MISS TRUNCHBULL To hammer throwing, life, and school . LAVENDER Sawyer Nunes. MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Oliver Twist . [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. They say she's going to put me in Chokey! Harmonically, those songs are the same. I mean, my mum wanted me to stay at home with her. Matilda? He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. The cook enters, holding an enormous chocolate cake on a tray, along with a wooden spoon. MATILDA MISS HONEY MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. "I have paid for the posters, publicity, the catering, the toilet facilities. RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. Wonderful. But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. Is she here? What am doing here? It was the biggest burp I had ever done. . Mum, would you like to hear a story? MAN: So hilarious. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. MATILDA CHILDREN The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN That didn't happen. MR WORMWOOD google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; She went on olden-day sailing ships with Joseph Conrad. That's the bananas right there. . Lavender: Matilda's self-proclaimed best friend. BIG KIDS and CHILDREN run off. Miss Jennifer Honey. [to MICHAEL] Get up, boy. . The vanity rises again, signifying morning. MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. Dance competition's over. Alice has some solo lines, so. . . They're individual! cancelled! Matilda Quotes Showing 1-30 of 112. A denizen of the underworld! . You have to stay inside the circle all the time. And remember to be eXtremely careful. MATILDA My mummy says I'm a precious barrelina. THIS FEATURE IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR PRO MEMBERS. 2. Matilda the Musical is Rei Yamauchi Fulker's first acting credit. MICHAEL gets up and MR WORMWOOD sits down on his recliner. RUDOLPHO enters from behind a gap in the curtain behind her. She uses the umbrella to bring down the hat and starts lining it with glue.]. You're just wasting energy, MRS PHELPS exits with the blocks. . MATILDA THE MUSICAL tells the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.The critically-acclaimed production is based on the beloved . I'm the best! No one like a smart-mouthed girl like me. We're not rich. ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. But I shan't enjoy it, because of the despicable way in which you have spoken to me tonight. . MISS HONEY This story of a girl who dreams of a better . CHILDREN and BIG KIDS run in, creating pandemonium. MISS TRUNCHBULL No! Maybe you used some of mummy's peroxide by mistake. Where's his fingie? Ow! This is one of the most beautiful children I've ever seen. If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! Honest. I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. Rudolpho! In . The audience gasped so loud that a passing aeroplane caught it on its instrumentation and recorded it as an atmospheric phenomenon. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. . No way! Produced by the Royal Shakespeare Company, the musical had a debut run in Stratford for twelve weeks, beginning in November 2010 and running through January . . I didn't do anything! ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Have to admit What on earth did you do that for? MATILDA No, it's a library book! A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. MISS TRUNCHBULL I might have known. . Ten! MATILDA: Forgotten by everyone, except that is.the Acrobat . DOCTOR MISS TRUNCHBULL A little less shh, a lot more schwing. I will be brave enough to fight the creatures that you have to fight beneath your bed each night to be a grown up. Matilda - Musical. And instead of a musical fanfare, there was silence, as he solemnly strode into the room. The children are rising up. Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. MR WORMWOOD Told me to watch out for the brat, though; says she's a real wart. Oh, yes. [He stomps and crouches on the floor, pulling at his hat and making sounds of exertion. Hmm. [She flicks the screens off again.] You could have heard a fly burp. And so you think you're able What's wrong with the telly? He surely can't! BIG KID [TAMIKA] . MISS HONEY And so it was, they decided to perform the most dangerous feat ever known to man! Bruce Alternate . Of course I am. RUDOLPHO Tricks!" Calculate this! And . Alice is one of Matilda's classmates. MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. That's exactly what you've done. You don't use sympathy or tenderness. Go fig-ueur! Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, . And today is a very special day: your first day of school! If you want to throw the hammer for your country, MISS HONEY "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 ERIC My mummy says I'm a miracle! She's reading a book. But wrong. MISS TRUNCHBULL Now, look. Oh, of course. It's just that they want that child so very much. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. Antibiotics, or . I'm sure you'd , MR WORMWOOD We all get carried away sometimes. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. No one is as handsome, strong as me. Even me. So she's learned a few tricks. In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . . She holds the hat out to him. MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. And if you want to teach success, Not yet, anyway. This child doesn't have a "thingie" . I have suffered in this jail. . Hm? Loud, loud, loud, loud! Is it time for school yet, mum? Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. Yes, sir. Every day starts with the tick of a clock. What?! NIGEL Indeed, sir. The gate rolls away. BIG KID [BEN] Come on, Bruce, be our hero. MR WORMWOOD MRS PHELPS 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, She seems not to know that she's special at all. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. Absolute silence. Oh! NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. Knock on the door, Jenny. [He finally gives up and straightens up casually.] I . MRS PHELPS So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, The spell-binding story follows childhood genius Matilda Wormwood as she dreams of escaping to a . Cover yourself in chocolate glory! Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. Don't put honey on your brother. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE BRUCE Mum says I'm an angel sent down from the sky! Matilda JR - Musical. And if you want to make the team, . "It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. So Matilda gets her rebellious spirit and I wrote Naughty for her, using the structure of When I Grow Up. (Bruce!) DOCTOR You're just wasting enerGy, But she is a squib. MISS HONEY While her parents (Stephen Graham and Andrea Riseborough) content themselves with trashy TV and dodgy money-making schemes, she loves to lose herself in the pages of her beloved books. Didn't we? So go and put some highlights in your hair. The DOCTOR runs behind the table with the others. MATILDA Oh, yeah. Stand up and be proud! If you sit around and let them get on top, you The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? NIGEL lies down on the ground. Do you think I altered my intended elevation? She'll call a truce, Bruce. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . I'd love to meet her, actually . Book by Dennis Kelly. Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. . I should be dancing the Tarentella She holds up the final "10". . WOMAN: Well, take another! MISS HONEY What? COUPLES, CHILDREN, and DOCTOR 22. Can I ask you a question? Am I . BIG KIDS NIGEL BOTH: What a dear! Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. You shall be destroyed. MISS TRUNCHBULL You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. You are a crook. Well, then stop her reading! AMANDA Could I speak to you for a moment, please? And then, my great, big, beautiful chocolate-y burp, which now seemed to have a mind of its own, wafted full into the face of the Trunchbull! . You're off to school in a few days' time. MISS HONEY Not a jot! MISS TRUNCHBULL To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. If you sit around and let them get on top, you . BIG KID [BEN] Semi-Spanish gown What? That's all right, Jenny. Creep on back to that library of yours or something. You've not got the spine. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. Secrets. MR WORMWOOD You're like winning the lottery." . Not dressed in hospital cotton, MISS HONEY[placatingly] Miss Trunchbull. This living 'eLl. MR WORMWOOD One of the novel's antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael 's father, and Mrs. Wormwood 's husband. TOMMY ". Marquee Theatrical Productions presents. There's more the second part. It's . December 19, 2022 at 3:29 p.m. EST. Two other dancing teams come in and join MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO in the competition. MATILDA THE MUSICAL. (Performs - Children, Doctor, Mrs Wormwood, Mr Wormwood, Matilda, Company) My mummy says I'm a miracle. MATILDA Very supple. A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. Fun Fact - I can do the wave with my eye brows. have you read a whole book? Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, . Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. Matilda! Eventually, they quieten down, but LAVENDER continues to jump up in down next to MATILDA, who is reading. Three times two is six. What? and the great performers would instantly oblige with the most spectacular show, just for them. Look, am I fat? You spend us into trouble and you expect me to get us out. He got a C on his report! This child is a girl. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. [COUPLES Come along, Bogtrotter. The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Lavender? Just knock on the door. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from A curtain is wheeled in with the words "5 YEARS AGO" painted on it. Just so you all know, she's my best friend! I'm in the zone, doll! Completely different cars, sir. Not even when the hammer left my hands google_ad_format="120x90_0ads_al_s"; Oh, no, Matilda. What about the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships? You can be all cynical, And . [She turns the screens back on.]. The children begin to pop up from behind the table and speak. Here are the best 'Matilda' quotes from the book. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. The tyrannical headmistress at Matilda's school who despises children. DOCTOR As long as you enjoyed the cake. Matilda The Musical (Original, Musical, Broadway) opened in New York City Apr 11, 2013 and played through Jan 1, 2017. . MISS TRUNCHBULL We can have our cake and it it too! Charlie Hodson-Prior as Bruce Bogtrotter: a kid from Crunchem Hall Primary . Oh, you stupid man. You gotta give yourself permission to shine. I'm competing in the Bi-Annual International Amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris. The desks descend into the ground. 12 Lessons Adults Can Learn From Children In "Matilda" The Musical. See how my trophies gleam in the sunlight? guy . MRS WORMWOOD [to MISS HONEY] You don't! Two times . Perhaps I'll wait. Roald Dahl's Matilda, also known as Matilda or Matilda the Musical, is a stage musical with music and lyrics by Tim Minchin and a book by Dennis Kelly, based on the 1988 novel Matilda by Roald Dahl.The musical's narrative centres on Matilda Wormwood, a precocious 5-year-old girl with the gift of telekinesis, who loves reading, overcomes obstacles caused by her family and school, and helps her . MISS TRUNCHBULL finishes writing the word "GUILTY" on the board. A little less zzz, a lot more zing. LAVENDER He surely can't! They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. What? abilities. One look at my face and it's plain to see. Yourself, Matilda? You wouldn't beat them in a race! And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? October 5, 2022 11:30am. MATILDA enters from her bedroom. As me. Please! I can feel it in my hips. I love your stories, Matilda! DOCTOR "Right"? Might she be a little brighter than her class? That's right, sir. Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? What? . and astronauts! . [He slides down on his thighs stage left.]. Just knock on the door . The CHILDREN reach out from behind the gate as the BIG KIDS carry them away. If anything, caution in these situations is sensible. I am FULLwhen and onlywhen the Headmistress says I am FULL. A major difference between the 2022 musical movie and the 1996 film is that the former contains several musical numbers straight out of the stage show. . Matilda Wormwood! And as time passed, they grew quite old, and still they had no child. The great feat was instantly forgotten, and the applause went on for nearly an hour. You should stay out of trouble, Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Eight times two is sixteen. DOCTOR and CHILDREN Knock on the door, Jenny. . It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. MAN: Have you seen his school report? Ow! This it not your problem. . In fact, it must have been her who put that stink bomb under my desk this morning. Oh, very rich. It is based on the children's novel of the same name by Roald Dahl. WOMAN: She's just delightful. Just because you find that life's not fair, it They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. Go on, Brucey! MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. And sailed high up, up above the stands BRUCE What am I thinking? Yes. New York, NY, Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. The condition is characterised by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue, and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing, or any warning at all. Don't be pathetic! They sits and unpack their bags. She misses me so much. ALICE and HORTENSIA MR WORMWOOD Yes, sir. Well, you got a light. I am off to bleach my roots . BRUCE This must confirm, Bruce, Ooh, me, me, me, miss! 'Cause you've gotta highlight what you got. RUDOLPHO YoU listen here, my dear, Didn't we?! [She underlines the sentence on the board.]. Oh, hello, Miss Trunchbull. RUDOLPHO So give me more cake! The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. Good-bye, Miss Honey. Please! Wise Words. google_color_border="EDC7C2"; MRS PHELPS People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. 6. MRS WORMWOOD See more ideas about matilda quotes, matilda, quotes. Matilda's girl classmates. She uses them to carry on a conversation. Cat in the Hat! Two BIG KIDS start climbing on the gate, flanking alphabet blocks as they are are pushed through the gate when they are mentioned in the song. I ate the lot! Right. A weakling? COUPLE 1 Let out your belt. You're going to hug all the air out of me. Yeah, they do. MRS PHELPS enters. In . The scene changes to the library. MRS WORMWOOD Daughter of Mr Harry Wormwood who owns Wormwood Moturs. You could have heard a fly burp. Living with her horrible, not-always-lawful family means Matilda doesn't get the attention and love she deserves. Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. We must find out how it ends. MISS TRUNCHBULL (Male) Headmistress of Crunchem Hall Primary School. To stand up and be proud! Look at this. There's nothing to fear. Please. What's wrong with me? Hortensia . Who the hell do they think they are? Like you, I was (Q) curious, . Babes, I'm on fire, here! Won't change a thing. Qui mon fella Italiano. MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! NIGEL leans forward in concentration and groans in agony several times. [They start chattering. MISS HONEY 'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. Miracle! Back. Somewhere along the way, my dear, One day when I'm older, What is your name? BRUCE And I am a prince. ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Two, three, four. That is the biggest hug in the world. BIG KID [BEN] You have to stay inside the circle all the time. The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. Jane Eyre . MRS WORMWOOD Win Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical Blu-rays,Win Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical Blu-rays - The Number One magazine feat. We never thought it was possible, 11. Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. . Now, can anyone read this? MISS TRUNCHBULL runs in, blowing on her whistle, and chases ERIC down until he is pulled into formation by two BIG KIDS. Don't hide it under a bushel. Come stai? Don't waste this. And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. I have suffered in this Jail, MATILDA MR WORMWOOD To the rules. google_ad_height=90; Here's what I think of your lovely [He starts pulling at the book as though to tear it apart.]. The live stage adaptation takes place at Cambridge Theatre in London's West End and is booking throughout 2021 in to 2022. It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. Wot? MRS WORMWOOD Great, big, question-asking . Courtesy of Sony Pictures. . MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD Look at that! Now, the secret to my success in business is . Flashbulbs go off. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). National Green Hair Day! MATILDA . She's got no respect, that one. Oh, I look nice. COUPLES MISS HONEY faces the audience and raises her fist. MATILDA (Bruce!) Get out of it! MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN 28 of the best book quotes from Matilda. Piacelli. The more you'll just look like a fool. Well, Matilda Wormwood. . I've got my deal today with the Russians. google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; But unless you want to suffer, listen up I'm the best! Oh. MISS TRUNCHBULL Dinners don't microwave themselves, you know! MATILDA Just knock on the door. DOCTOR I think they just fit. No! Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. [to MATILDA] You! Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. Now, get out of here, you little stink worm! Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea? . Auuurrrgh! No one is as bold or tough as me. The ACROBAT enters from the back of the stage, and the ESCAPOLOGIST takes her by the hand. Lost your appetite? Vocal range bottom: C4. Yes. But I . A purple spotlight starts to make its way from Bruce across the classroom. Has incredible upper-body strength. You've gotta learn to listen up, kid. Oh, no, it's a lovely book. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] Oh no, Headmistress. I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. [She gets on all fours as RUDOLPHO rides her like a horse.] . Oh, er, hello. Just knock on the door. . MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. Like Romeo and Juliet, Yes, yes. 2013 Broadway. You Everything was arranged by [She pulls her coat over her head to simulate a hunchback, and grabs a large book.] The room freezes as MISS TRUNCHBULL starts to write the word "GUILTY" on the board. All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. Even if what you got is not a lot. And you may sit and read while I teach the others, and, well, if you have any questions, I shall do my best to answer them. Matilda The Musical Jnr! Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. Oh . DOCTOR Starring: Alisha Weir,Emma Thompson,Lashana Lynch. a contract. Innocent victims of their story. She then steps forward and hugs MISS HONEY tightly. A table with the word "Contest" emblazoned on the side is wheeled in. I'm not guilty! Quite a long way, I think. So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. Is a miracle! Description. It was the biggest burp I had ever heard, the biggest burp I had ever heard about. . MR WORMWOOD I mean, what else? MATILDA What about me, then? Past Lavender. MAN: We'll have to change his school. Magnus was his name. The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. I'll have her for that. Lily-Rose. . [to Nigel] When did this happen? I am GUILTYwhen the Headmistress says I am GUILTY.". Nothing will change. This living 'ell. BRUCE How dare they speak to me like that! and I shan't be talking to you for the rest of the evening, you horrid little man! Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, CHILDREN 1 Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare, but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy. Just because you find that life's not fair, it My mummy says I'm a miracle. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. They dance to the same routine until MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO overtake them with more complicated choreography. NIGEL The couples and the children overlap the next two verses, as children split themselves among five couples and execute rote choreography. . ALL GIRLS Nicholas Nickleby . MISS HONEY Every student has grown in confidence and skill; singing songs and learning crazy, complex choreography. Nothing will change. MISS TRUNCHBULL Between you and it, . If you want to throw the hammer for your country. 'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history. Stood! Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. Now available for a limited licensing window! Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, MISS TRUNCHBULL Children are maggots! Yes. Oh, my good Lord! You can't. MISS TRUNCHBULL Dennis Kelly The Wormwoods laugh. MATILDA You liked my cake, didn't you, Bruce? CHILDREN 1 You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. Read More. MISS TRUNCHBULL SAM LATHWOOD. A child. 7.1. Oops! . One look at my face, and it's plain to see. Well done, Bogtrotter. Stop. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Keep out of reach of children. MATILDA He is egotistical, rude, and not very bright, not to mention a liar. Ahh! MATILDA Than the volume with which what you don't know's expressed. MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage]"It is where the loneliness of life has led us.". It's just a story. Whatever you do, just don't give in. [He rips the towel off to reveal that his hair is green.] MATILDA walks out to the front of the stage, and each member of the company bows down as she passes them. His fingie. Matilda The Musical is about Matilda Wormwood - an extraordinary child who has a gift for learning and other unusual talents. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! MISS TRUNCHBULL Stuff it in. Wonderful. His do-dah. You can read words. He stands up on a block. . As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt With an owchie . Twelve times two is twenty-four. Well? As I started my spin, did I look at the view? An adaptation of the Tony and Olivier award-winning musical. That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball. Four times two is eight. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. And I shall crush you. . LAVENDER puts the wooden spoon back in his hand. CHILDREN Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty! It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. MR WORMWOOD exits. Hello! MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. . Oh, no, no, no, no, no. My skin looks just revolting in this foul, fluorescent light. Someone told her I did it, but I never! She starts the video screens playing again. MR WORMWOOD Not a detail of my throw was adjusted or forgotten. I wonder why they didn't just change their story. . But there was no sign of the Acrobat, and no glimpse at all of her shiny white scarf. Sing, Jenny! And if it's not right, MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. MATILDA . 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